Seriously, dudes need to stop skipping leg day. Massive turn off if you have a gurilla upper body and spider legs.

I'm a single girl and lately I've been thinking about things my dream guy would say. Here are a few:
-let's make nachos and watch movies until we fall asleep
-after church we should go out for breakfast then come home and watch some football
-wanna make a fort?
-nerf gun fight!
-I made you brownies
-get your ass over here and cuddle with me

I work at target, and one of the AP guys at the store I work at is the sexiest guy I have ever met. I see him on campus and at work and each time I see him I can't help but smile and think about how hot he is. Problem is, He's easily a 10, and I'm maybe a 2. Fuck.

I remember our late night munchie runs to the Texico, staying up late telling jokes, binge watching Netflix, playing naked tag around the house. I remember cuddling up to you at night as you played Pokemon on your gameboy and petted my head. You'd bring me tea when I was sick, rub my feet, and brush my hair. I remember the way you'd kiss my forehead and promise forever... Where did forever go?

What is with all the recent pregnancy confessions? Close your legs people. Or at least figure out how condoms and a cool little magical pill called a "birth control pill" work.

"Because broken people can get better if they really want to"

There have been many posts about fat people and people wanting to lose weight and I'm just sitting here wondering why I can't gain weight and if I should deep fry a Twinkie.

So, liberals at NAU, you are faced with a paradox: Now that NAU is getting gender neutral bathrooms you have two rights to advocate for; The rights of LGBT to use the bathrooms they choose and a women's right to be free from sexual harassment by those abusing the former right. You can't have both. Choose.