I sing along to every song when I watch a Disney movie. To everyone on the second floor of Aspen Crossing who can hear me singing, I'm sorry for this completely involuntary action :)

I would absolutely LOVE for a lesbian or bi girl to approach me randomly one day. I'm super shy, but I'd love to get a girlfriend!

Tequila Sunrise is cool and I am drunk

So my boyfriend would be jealous as fuck but I gotta say, our Kicker #41 is just so delicious, I'd love to grind on him!

For guys suffering from "nice guy syndrome". Its not that women are attracted to doucebags. And it's not that they meet someone "nice" and "friendzone" them. Women want someone that's confident,who takes pride in their mental, physical health and appearance. Someone who isn't afraid to express themselves regardless of other people's opinion. Someone that will listen and agree to them, yet have the courage to disagree when necessary. Not someone that they can walk over. Someone that respects them, because how can mutual respect be formed without a respect of one another? They want someone that's interesting, someone that stands out of the crowd. Women are approached every day by people telling them they are beautiful. There not going to hop onto someone over a simple compliment. And if that's how you think, you
really may not be not nice to begin with. They want someone they can trust, and feel comfortable around, whom they can share their fears and phobias with. And one of the most important things, someone they can relate too, that has similar hobbies or interests and takes pride in the journey of knowledge. Now, there are MANY other concepts I didn't cover, but I hope this helps within some people's understanding towards human nature and psyche to an extent. I know there are important concepts I missed so feel free to contribute. Sorry for the long post.

I have a girlfriend back home but, I'm jealous of my roommate because he cuddles with our neighbor all the time. I always get lonely when he sleeps there and I have nobody to cuddle with. Trade sometime bro, see what it is like. I want to cuddle too.

I recently stopped going out of my way to talk to the girl I used to like because I thought she didn't want to bother with me anymore. Now that I've stopped talking to her, she's been asking me why I've been so quiet lately and why I've been so distant. Girl, just top. You're really confusing the shit out of me.

Whateva! Whateva! I do what I want!