Sometimes when I'm alone, I stare at myself nude in the mirror, then rub myself in Vaseline and pretend that I'm a slug. But when I'm unable to slither around like that, I ponder about the way my roommate sleeps and hide in the closet till the next time they make love to their bed.

so my bf and I just broke up, but I really just wanna have a threesome with a girl, me and him.....i don't even know where to start to find a girl who would want to do this with me and him. I just want to experience more.

Bleh. That is all.

I've graduated. Gotten a job. Insanely happy with the love of my life,but I still feel stuck. I'm worried that I chose a career that will drain me slowly for the rest of my life and I'll never be able to catch up. I just want to be a stay at home wife and take care of my family. Everyone says that the first year is the hardest... listen to them. I know that I'm crossing my fingers that it will get better from here.

My mother squirts Sierra Mist.

I once ate an entire container of Nutella in one sitting. YOLO

Life does not exist without Nutella.

To be honest, I'm disappointed in the lack of people at this school who are die hard fans of Game of Thrones like me.... awkward.