Plot twist: Trolls posting fake confessions to troll.

Plot Twist: NAU Confessions aren't about sex.

Plot Twist: The moderators actually moderate.

A couple of weeks ago, I was eating in the Union with three of my male friends, when I guy approached me, asked if any of these guys were my boyfriend, which they were not. Then he took me a few feet away, we had a nice conversation and I gave him my phone number when he asked for it. He never called or texted me! Why?

I've had to take a major shit while at work but just never had the chance to go. Afterwards I thought I could just go once I got back to campus. I rushed back and parked at the San Fran parking garage. But, I just couldn't hold it. It came down between shitting my pants or shitting inbetween two parked cars. To the owner of a black truck, I'm sorry, but you'll have a surprise next to your driver side door tomorrow.

I'm not a violent guy or anything but I really wanna see someone get clotheslined off their bike.

So for all those ladies that wish more guys would approach them and strike up a conversation with them in a place such as a bus or dining hall.. What exactly do you think we should start out saying?

I know people are really insecure about their looks. But I personally think that shit is wrong when people on Tinder upload pictures that look nothing like them in person. I understand pictures that make you a little more attractive, that's fine. I'm talking about DRASTICALLY different pictures of you. Quit lying to people and more importantly yourself. Let's get real. Tinder is about your looks for both men and women, plain and simple. If you can't handle that or you don't have good looks then get the fuck off the app. It's better to solve the actual problem if you can help it (like being fat) than to just lie to yourself and take shortcuts like sifting through thousands of pictures just to find one of you at JUST the right angle that makes you look like a model. People don't like being lied to and the truth will catch up to you eventually.