I really do love it when girls are mean to me because they think I'm a threat to them.

If you think I'm trying to fuck my male friend who is your crush, fwb, etc.:

1. Yeah, if I wanted his dick, I would have already had it, and you would be obsolete anyway. Don't waste your energy on him.
2. Obviously you aren't that important to him if he's giving you the vibe that I am actually comparable to a girl he likes, so don't waste your energy on him.
3. Just because you hop around dicks like musical chairs doesn't mean all women are when they hang out with guy friends.
4. You could try being nice to me instead and maybe you'll see him more if you became friends with me, it might clear things up for you, and maybe I'll even put a good word in for you if you weren't being such an immature bitch.

I look like a very proper and sheltered put-together Wonder bread boring white girl that probably hasn't experienced a whole lot and maybe people even think I would scoff at alternative lifestyles or hardships or what have it. I don't care. I pick out the clothes, I pick out and the style, I pick out the personality traits I want to show, everything I want without question because its just what I want. Which makes me so happy to have the opportunity to put someone in their place when they're about to assume I don't know shit about life and think they can jab at things that aren't there just because of my appearance and their limited exposure to "me". I won't assume you like anime and hello kitty because you're asian, or that you like basketball because you're black, or are a crazy sex fiend because you're lesbian, or stupid because you're in Greek Life, and you don't assume I grew up with a silver spoon in my hand, can't hold an intelligent conversation, have limited culture because of what i wear, and that I'm straight as a board and get whatever I want because I'm white and "pretty". Understand? Now sit the fuck down and stop boring me with your insolent noise.

It may be unfair or overly critical of me but I can not possibly take ones opinion on rock music of any kind seriously if said person will not acknowledge or respect The Ramones

Meeting my biological mom for the first time in 22 years on Tuesday. I am scared shitless she won't love me or even like me.

When your roommate tells you to ask her if you need the room to yourself for stuff, but gets mad the ONE time you ask that of her. Now you can not get laid in your own room. Fucking hate having a roommate.

I've slept with 5 different girls this past week. I took a needle and put a hole in my condoms. I want to see how potent my swimmers are and see how many succeed.

I recently stopped seeing a guy because he kept saying "hella" unironically.

People that wait for others to stop going through the door on the left instead of opening and going through the door on the right. It upsets me and I'd appreciate it if you'd stop doing that.