Is it weird that guys with responsibility turn me on? I see a guy doing laundry and I'm like DAMN, that's hot.. Do you do dishes too?! Marry me now. Girls want guys who are responsible, swag don't pay the bills.

Does anyone wlse believe that NAU is haunted? Or flagstaff more specifically? Ive been reading all about it and im so interested in knowing if all the ghost stories about NAU are real. Especially morton hall...?

Last semester, whenever I would get pissed at my roommate, I would use her deodorant or clean my ears with her bobby pins.

I'm a gorgeous man, great facial features, tall, great body, and I have awesome facial hair, but before I even consider a girl, I get to know her. I meet a lot of different girls on the daily, and I feel like they get frustrated towards me when I don't make any advances after an awesome and friendly conversation. Christ ladies, if you're that into it just ask me for MY number, because I will never ask a girl for her number the first time I meet her. Sorry I don't advance on every girl that breathes in my vicinity, take matter into your own hands for once :)

I just had one of the worst weekends of my life, but now I think I'm going to get better. I'm gonna reorganize and stabilize my life, and will continue to get better. I'm done with all the old shit that was ruining my mental and physical health, and am ready to press on. I've realized that I'm at a point where I need to focus on bettering myself, and stop concerning myself so much in relation to others. I don't need a relationship, I don't need to party every weekend, and I don't need to feel so low anymore. I hope everyone strives on.

I think the most fun thing I've ever done drunk was bond with like 12 people crammed into one room all playing instruments and singing "Hey Soul Sister" at like 1 AM in the morning. Fantastic Tequila Sunrise this weekend, my friends (:

To my son, I know you have posted a few "confessions" on here, and I'm extremely disappointed in you. We paid your tuition with the hopes you would pursue an EDUCATION. Instead, you are out partying and slacking off on your studies. Don't bother coming home for the holidays. You are not welcome back home.

Sincerely,
Your parents
(you know who you are)

I masturbated into my roommate's hand soap bottle last night. He used it this morning...