Hey Superman, I want to get to know you better, but I'm afraid of rejection and you seem shy. So i guess we're at an impasse. Also, your confession about the note made my day. ;) -Lois Lane

When my co-worker told me about how one girl left him for another guy that was virtually the same as him, but taller and bigger, I realized this. My ex is a complete bitch, going for a guy that reminded her of me after two years. Not to even mention how often she would try to get me to change my diet. I kind of feel glad she left now, so much less drama in my life.

I once masturbated 15 times in one day. boom baby

I fell for my best friend, then when I almost had her I freaked out and pushed her away. Now I just want her back but I've been a fool.

I cannot even begin to tell you how much I despise my roommate. She's rude and condescending and takes absolutely no consideration in what she says to others.
This is the same girl whose roommates has been urinating in our shared sink.
Not only all of that, but we have totally different personalities and although we don't fight, I can tell we both have a lot of built up angst inside about it.
It's like every little thing she does annoys the hell out of me. She chews with her mouth open, slurps her drinks... Like come on, were you even raised with manners?!
Sometimes she'll turn all the lights on to do homework and I'll leave them on for her and get in bed. Then she'll finish her work and get in bed and look at me like I need to turn them off. HELLOOOO, YOU TURNED THEM ALL ON. GO FUCKIN TURN THEM OFF.
She's self-centered and makes the few conversations we do have about her. I could be talking about myself and she would turn it around into something totally about her. KILL ME.
Anyways, just about every single one of her little mannerisms is ticking me off. HELP!

Some people just like to watch the world burn. I, on the other hand, like to watch dogs chase their tails.

I only occasionally like statuses on this page, don't comment. I'm such a lurker / submission whore. : P

I live in Gabaldon. Last night, right as I was about to fall asleep, someone started jiggling my door handle! I looked through the peep hole, but couldn't see anyone. Stupid kids!