I don't ever wear underwear under yoga pants..you're welcome

Stop bragging about schools you haven't even gotten into, and stop sharing knowledge that we all learned in anatomy. Thanks.

Back to the 20+ partner post, regardless of gender how- Actually I'm not even mad, that's amazing.

If your in college and your dating someone in high school.... GROW UP AND DATE SOMEONE IN COLLEGE ... losers!!!

We were throwing this rager at my friend's house last week. There was this hot chick there dancing super slutty. As the night went on she got worse and worse and guys were giving her shots left and right. Later on I decided to try my luck and take her up to a bed room. At this point she was shit faced and I only had a couple of beers. We got to the room, shut the door, and she threw herself onto the bed. This was my chance. She sprawled out over the covers, mumbling words I couldn't understand. I knew she wouldn't remember any of this the next morning, so with a half grin on my face I did what any guy would do...I sat her up to make sure she puked, gave her some water, and tucked that bitch in and said good night. Sexual assault is not cool.

I really want to get eaten out by my girl best friend.
Really badly.
Her and her gf just broke up, so not only is she single but I'm positive she could make me scream.
#goingstraightforyourthighslikethecakeyouate

I shave everything as soon as my girlfriend gets her period.

I'm too horny to sleep right now.