I tell myself I'm pretty when I look in the mirror, but when I step away from it and see all the other pretty girls all over campus, I realize that I'm the last person a guy will find attractive and then I don't feel so pretty anymore.

Dang some of those librarian workers are absolutely adorable. Like I'm going to need help finding books from now on. ;)

I really need some friends, but I'm afraid to put myself out there because I feel like it's that point in the semester where everyone already has their groups of friends but I'm still alone. I've talked to people in class, went to lunch with them or club events...but then we never hang out again after that. And I try to hit them up! I have a few close friends back home that keep me happy, but otherwise I just feel super lonely up here. Anyone else?

Walked in on my roommate getting a blowjob, I gave him a high five then walked out.

TURNED 21 YESTERDAY, now how do I approach boys at the bar

I'm about to leave you because you aren't treating me like I exist. But I really care about you, and the hardest thing is being talked to by other guys and I just look at them, tell them i'm with you, and think... "why can't you talk to me like that?"

Honestly, the only reason I don't want to be in a relationship is because I don't want to put in the work. Why would I want to put my heart on the line and put in a ton of work for a relationship if it is just going to fail at somepoint? Let's just fuck and promise to not care for eachother, okay?

Nothing like the sound of mice humping in the walls to get a guy horny...