Guys can be weird. I found this guy on Craigslist and all he wants is my hair. So I've been selling him small lockets of it for the past year.

I wish girls could say "no", instead of being nice and say "yes", but when it comes to execution, they just keep silence. This is a huge waste of time as well as lost opportunities with other girls. Happened to me a lot lately. Don't be nice, just reject guys directly so that we could move on immediately. Thank you.

I call my electric toothbrush, Jafar ;)

I met a guy on tinder and fell in love like instantly! We're boyfriend girlfriend now for a while but I seriously feel like I found the one. Is that too weird to feel that way about someone I met on an app?

That moment when you see one of your friends on trutv's "worlds dumbest"

So a while back I bought a shirt that says, "Your girlfriend fucks like a champ". Now I need a boyfriend so that I can wear that shirt the morning after we have insane sex.

It makes me happy to hear my peers call their parents after class. Yay for good family relationships.

I wish that other people's successes didn't make me feel like less of a person.