When you start dating a guy and not even a week after you have been together he stops talking to you. Like, how did i manage to piss you off in like 4 days?

I am applying for the Park Ranger training Program here and holy fuck the application process is scaring me just a little bit...On top of having very little job/general experience from living in the middle of nowhere until college.
If I don't get accepted I don't know what I'll do as basically this semester will have been a waste :s

NAU has gotten so bad within the past two years! I finished a degree two semesters ago and now I want to go back for another. Apparently I had a small hold for 10 dollars and now I want to pay it but they wont admit me for another two semesters after I pay it and everyone I was talking to was rude. Way to go nau! #GoLobos I guess.

I like going after girls with broken hearts. I like helping people, and it brings me so much joy to see the light come back into these girl's eyes. But then they don't want me, and I just become a stepping stone for their next relationship.

Okay nice guys: here's why we girls don't like you, or why we only seem to date assholes: the things with assholes is that a lot of them are confident. If you're a hot girl; only really confident guys will ask you out, and extremely confident guys are way more likely to be assholes. If nice guys were more forward and actually asked us out on dates more, then more girls would be dating nice guys. It's not the "jerks" who are getting girls, it's the guys who are actually asking girls out on dates, and not just becoming friends with us and expecting us to like then and be their girlfriends just becuase they were nice to us. You have to be forward with this stuff, that's just life. Either ask girls out more and risk more rejection, or sit down and shut up about what a nice guy you are and "ooooooooh poor meeee!" End of discussion. Bye bye.

I love it when guys it in me. I know it's narcissistic but it feels really good to know I'm hot.

I know there's no pot in the food at Cheba hut, but I don't know why I always pass out after eating there. The food just makes me sleepy.

Straight guys can be vegetarians. Hitler was a vegetarian.