I would just like to point out that there is nothing wrong with a girl asking a guy for their number. As a guy I honestly think that would be pretty dope. Plus if you're eye fucking me the whole time you walk by you might as well give me your number.

If I had to choose a reason that I am glad that I'm a girl, it would be that I have nothing to show when I get turned on at strange times. Feelin' really bad for guys and their random boners.

what if the homeless people in flagstaff weren't really talking to themselves.... what if they all had blue tooths and they were just chattin it up with all the other homeless dudes and they were coordinating where they were gunna smoke tonight... #whatif

Sometimes I spit on my toilet paper before I wipe my ass.

screw that, if you see a woman with no where to sit, stand up and offer her your damn seat. you call yourself a man, act like one.

All I ever wanted and wished for is having a g.f. who will carry my ass in hard times, cook me breakfast, give me a ride to my early Tuesday- Thursday morning classes, kiss me whenever she sees me, and most importantly play hoops with me cuz imma damn ass baller. Is that too much to ask for!!

I feel bad that my friends and I are the ones everyone hates for being loud all the fucking time.

When I run out of hair gel I jack off in the mornings and use my jizz to style my hair