Since more people hate the airhorn in McConnell and are babies about it, me and my roomate are going to blow it in every wing. Watch out bitches.

I'm 19 and peggers. Fuck.

I see so many people on this page talking down about Greek life and I just think: We were all independents once, the only difference between us and you is that we were open minded enough to give Greek life a chance, but you'd rather pigheadedly stick to your stereotypes than give Greeks a chance. I'd bet 99% of the people who talk down about Greek life have never even had a single experience with Greek life or Greeks in general.

Can any of you college fraternity "dudes" ACTUALLY debate at all? I've been lurking and reading some of these long thread comment discussions for a while now, and seriously every single troll looks like a stereotypical fraternity douche. Seriously guys, if you cant say something constructive, keep your drunk ass hands off the keyboard. You're just making your frats looks worse, and you're not helping stereotypes. If you can't be constructive, shut the fuck up.

All I want is flowers from a guy for my birthday. I know it's not gonna happen, and it makes me super sad...because there's a million things I have wanted and could want...but it all comes down to wanting to know someone cares, even just a little, on the day I was born.

I just took my vibrator in the shower and masturbated. Its was fantastic.
Sincerely,
a Navy mans girlfriend.

The guy who had sex with me at tke or treat in pool... i'm pregnant

When I get lazy, I just pee in the sink. My room mate never knows and I know he hates it. Hehehehe