The ladies on the second floor of tinsley are Fiiineee

Guys, take a second out of your day and compliment a lady, or strike up a conversation, go say hello to your female neighbors (if you have any), say hello to your neighbors in general! Go walking down the hall and strike up conversation with anyone who has their door open! You'll be surprised how many friends you make :)

“Anyone can have sex, but it takes love, to make love.”-William Chapman.

Whatever happen to having sex because you love someone?

I masturbate to Blake from workaholics

A note for my curvy girls, if you're not having good luck, try black men. We love curvy women. :)

I love booze and women. They're even better combined. Who's with me?

Are any of you wearing your costumes to class on Thursday?

To the girl who thanked me like three times for giving her my seat on the bus:
Normally it would have bothered me that you felt the need to be so profusely grateful for a simple act of chivalry, but at the time I was feeling pretty miserable from food poisoning and it felt good to know that my action was appreciated.
So thank you. You made me feel just a little bit better.