I swear. Some of the guys at this school are complete pigs! No I won't hookup with you on the first date! You can go suck your own dick, cuz I know I'm not doing it, fuck you. It pisses me off. Where are all the nice guys who are willing to commit to a relationship? I'm sick of all the ass holes I meet.

To the short blonde girl with the nose ring in the 12:45 Shakespeare class on Tuesdays & Thursdays, you are stunningly beautiful and I'd love to take you out on a date!

To the girl who pooped in Reilly hall floor 2:
You're a disgusting piece of shit(pun intended). You really couldn't go to a bathroom stall which is about 25 feet away max to take care of your business? You're the type of girl who gives women the title of "ratchet." Don't do it again. It is repulsive.

Saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in a very long time yesterday. She is a very different person then when we were together. I have been involved with a lot of women in the past year, but she is still the only girl that makes my heart beat that fast. She is the only girl that makes me that nervous. And boy, she is still just as, if not more beautiful than the day I fell in love with her. I guess you truly do love some women forever.

My roommates are amazing, but lately one of them is constantly taking shots at me. No matter what I do she is right there giving me these disapproving looks or making fun of my decisions, and its really starting to get me down. I no longer like be being home and will find any reason to stay on campus.. any advice on how to bring this up to her without a fight or drama?

As someone who has severe ADHD, it really bothers me when people abuse Adderall for school. Its like they get to reap the benefits of the meds, but not have to deal with the stigma of having to rely on them to function as a human being. I know that a lot of people would fail their classes otherwise, but it still makes me uncomfortable whenever any one talks about it.

I hate it when you actually get ready and you get no compliments... I feel like I failed society... #uglyproblems

I told my mom I was sick and needed medicine so I could buy more pot.