You know you're doing college right when your neighbor leaves an angry note telling you to keep the 'love-making' down to a minimum.

New flame was over last night, and I just realized he left a big ol' skid mark on my nice clean sheets. Bleh, never calling him again.
Take note, gentlemen: keep it clean.

To all those people who criticize the confession about nice guys. I had always being a nice guy until I got friend zoned for a gazillionth time last year. I had always made friends with girls and gradually showed more and more interest or waited for them to make a move first. The same was 13 months ago, when I was about to invite a girl on a date on Valentine's day, but before I did, she said she said she is going home to her boyfriend that weekend. I studied pickup for a few weeks to get the theory, and I started to approach girls every day in any circumstances. I got rejected a lot at first, but as I acquired skills, I started to get dates. I went on the first date with many girls, before I managed to get second, 3rd dates etc. I experimented a lot: I was a shy nice guy, I was a nice guy with confidence, I was an asshole, and eventually I realized what ladies like: a gentleman with confidence and a good sense of humor.

So I am a 20 year old female and I have never had a partner in crime, boyfriend, lover whatever the hell you wanna call it. I'm not terrible ugly, on a scale from Jabba to Ewoks, I'm Chewbacca. Who doesn't want a chewie to their Han Solo.
Starwars I love, hate you should not. I can probably kick your ass on just about any video game. I've beaten every Zelda ever made twice and I can get a room full of people laughing in 5 minutes. I love movie trivia and movie quote games, I could literally play them for hours. I have plenty of friends but sadly for me I'm always the best Friend and never the girlfriend. Maybe I'm to much of a tomboy or geek

My little sister is autistic and I love her so so much. It's the worst thing to we pictures of her and my parents and see how old there getting and know that I'm going to have to take care of her soon enough. I'm only 18, and just starting college and I'm so scared that I'm not going to be good enough. So fucking terrified.

It is amazing how many girls have hip problems.

So my girlfriend brought up that she wanted to have a threesome with another woman. You'd think this would be a pretty good position to be in, but i'm just flabberghasted.

How would she even accomplish this? She is not the one to talk to new people, and if she did she would never even hint at what she wanted to do with them. How do I help her out?

I attract sociopaths and drama queens. While the sociopaths are a pleasure to speak to I can never get out of the friend zone. What is it about me that makes them talk to me but not like me even if they can't love?