I was shit so big I clogged the toilet at the union. When i flushed it overflowed and the entire floor was covered it shit water. Sorry to whoever had to clean that up.

I hate being prideful. This girl messed things up with me and thinks I hate her and I'm trying to play it off like I don't care about her anymore because if I acted like I did, I would look weak to everyone else. But in reality the only thing I want to do is just hold her in my arms again and get that feeling that I've never had with any other girl. This sucks.

go to bars at 9:00

drunk by 10:30

*Remembers huge test that was due at midnight tonight*
*Professor does not accept late submissions*
*Will fail class without this test probably*

Drunkenly sprints home 1 1/2 miles

Takes test drunk at 11:25
*freaking the fuck out*
*way too drunk for this shit*

Submits test at exactly 11:59:44
Grade received: 84%

WINNING SUCCESS HAPPINESS MUCH JOY

tokes the stress away. walks back to bars.

Drinking commences at 12:45.
NERDS. GET. SHIT. DONE.

The biggest contradiction of life. "Do what you love and make decisions for yourself" oh but if you just want to die and hate this world it's no longer your life your living anymore.

I love how much hot cock is at this school!! Keep swingin' in them athletic shorts, pajamas, and sweatpants ohhhhhh aahhh yeahhhh

NAU confession is becoming a lot like MTV. Especially with this pregnancy fever going around. Instead of 16 and pregnant it would more like be college and pregnant.

Listen, I'll post off this "guys need to ask girls out" thing. My last relationship and my current one, I initiated as the girl.
Both guys were ecstatic that they were actively considered boyfriend material, but neither tried initially because they didn't think they had a chance and didn't want to mess up the friendship. I'm engaged now to one of them (he initiated that one). So just try, ladies (or gentlemen). You'll be surprised.

I stumbled across this little network on Facebook. Truth be told, I don't even attend NAU; however, I sure get a laugh out of all the confessions you plebs have to offer. Keep 'em coming!