I live in constant fear that I accidentally end conversations by saying "love you, bye" with people who aren't my friends or family.

You know you've become a hermit when you don't want to go outside because that would mean you having to put clothes on.

So my friend has had sex with 15 tinder girls in the past 6 months, meanwhile I'm here looking for a nice, beautiful girl to date and haven't been with anyone in a year. Even had a tinder girl get mad at me when I said I didn't wanna have sex with her the first time we hung out. That's right ladies, chivalry is dead and you killed it

I've decided I'm going to die alone, and I couldn't have felt anymore free.

To the individuals that threw eggs at me from the window of your car then drove off laughing. It's great that mommy and daddy are rich and can buy you a nice car to drive around and assault people with. However, though I may be small in size and I may not have been able to do anything to stop you from what you did-aside from roll my eyes in disgust. If you ever decided to try and hit me with anything ever again, I will not be calling the cops. You see... I thoroughly believe that if you think that you can try and harm me or my friends in any way, you are asking for assistance with testing gravity... with your face. Followed with a potential broken arm and maybe a lost of dignity and your oh so amazing pride.

Sincerely,
A female Black belt and 5th generation martial artist.

"Nice guys" aren't upset because they don't get sex, they are upset because that's how they were told to be. It's not about unreturned affection, it's about being lied to your whole life.

The more I treat women like shit the more they like me. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you girls.

I'm the kind of girl that if I see that a guy and I aren't compatible, I will say no to being in a relationship. You see, if I say no now, it's going to prevent a relationship disaster and any time wasted. If you think that I'm stupid for saying no, then maybe you have no idea what love is.