Once you've spoken with 100 girls in 6 months and none have shown interest you realize you are going to die alone and that you deserve it. I suck.

Man, I feel like crap...I ate an entire bag of corn tortillas the other night (18 to be exact). Eh, whatever--Im still 120lbs with a big dong:)

Over break I was to busy to jerk it. So when I finally had the time I went to my favorite website a lined up 7 videos. I wound up cuming in the first 5 minutes...apparently I can sexually disappointed myself....sad

If I am going to be 100% honest, dealing with women really makes me wish I was gay sometimes. I think the fact that there aren't that many guys who are gay really shows that being gay isn't a choice.

I'm the bitch who will walk into your car if you're parked in the crosswalk at street lights... Come on, guys...

That moment when your friends are each going on an international trip for 2+ months this summer for one reason or another (they didn't even plan to go the same months, and they are all going to seperate countries) and you just stare at your meager $500 savings account.

I know this is going to sound like I'm a spoiled brat, but I travel the U.S each summer via my car, and after hearing how all of my friends are going to Ireland, Italy, Greece, etc, traveling the U.S just seems mediocre :( I've never been to New Mexico (it's first on my road trips this summer) but it sure isn't Italy

Being straight has to suck. My boyfriend and I workout together, get doors for each other, take turns buying dinner, can cry to each other, and are equally responsible for each other. Being a straight dude with a girlfriend seems more like having a tapeworm to deal with and no medical insurance - messy, expensive, you get the door for it every time, and then it eats your food.

I have told my girl that if they kill offmy man crush (Robert Downey Jr.) In the new captain America I'm done with marvel.... Its terrible to say but I would be okay with captain america dying