Wednesday, 06 November 2013 01:56 AM
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when i poop i imagine my butthole is magical chocolate factory and the toilet got the golden ticket
Wednesday, 06 November 2013 01:54 AM
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Sometimes when I eat by myself I pretend I'm a giant dragon and my food is a small town so destroy it by smashing my face into my food and crying
Wednesday, 06 November 2013 01:53 AM
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every time i make waffles they always end up being soggy. maybe because i room with 3 horny men heehee
Wednesday, 06 November 2013 01:52 AM
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i know what it feels like to give birth. i hold my poops in and when it all comes out it is a 9 pound poop baby that drops in the toilet
Wednesday, 06 November 2013 01:50 AM
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sex is overrated. i would rather have me and my partner secrete fecal matter on each other
Wednesday, 06 November 2013 01:49 AM
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vaginal fluids are the tastiest to drink. i wish they had like gatorade casings of it.
Wednesday, 06 November 2013 01:49 AM
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I like to fart on my roommates pillow hoping he gets pink eye
Wednesday, 06 November 2013 01:48 AM
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i secretly lick my roommates lips when they are sleeping