I'm just hoping this year I'll meet some girls that shred slopes as hard as I do, that'd be chill.

I always forget people aren't cheery in the morning, so whenever I'm being friendly in the morning I literally get responses of a nature of "Agh fuck you I haven't had my bagel yet >:((", I understand you're tired and everything but gee eat a bowl of sunshine flakes or something.

So, i like this girl. I have been ignoring her recently (not usually me a friend told me to do it) to see if she would txt or whatever me first. and it has worked but he is telling me to keep doing it for longer.. i want her to like me not hate me :/

Oh lord help me now. The neighbors have started playing Christmas music... how do you politely tell them it's too soon?

I truly suck at flirting with girls unless I have had a few drinks in me.

Sooooo I'm done asking out beautiful white men. Confession of A beautiful black woman. Can't say I didn't try!

I think my roommate is sexy as fuck and I'd give it to him as much as he wants if he was gay but sadly he's str8 and not expeirementing

I think i'm the only CELIBATE gay man here.

I'm sure my friends will know who i am...