Confession: My balls smell worse then my butthole.

Guys always ask me how lesbians have sex and I tell them to watch The L Word. For those who are curious, it's on Netflix. So stop asking Lesbians how we have sex, it's annoying as fuck.

Stop fukcking generalizing the way guys and girls act. "Oh. Guys/girls just do that. It's a guy/girl thing." No. All of you choose how you want to act. Every single one of us has the ability to think for ourselves. So stop blaming your fuck ups on your gender. Because it's you.

I'm the guy who made a confession about being fat and wanting to do YouTube videos. See I don't want my focal point to be about my weight. You all listed fat comedians like Gabriel Iglesias or Chris Fairley; they use their weight as a joke and make fun of themselves for comedy. I don't like that.

I'm a guy and I hooked up with another guy a few of times last semester. I'm bi and he told me he was "bi-curious" and every time we messed around, he was really into it and I could tell he liked it. Now he acts like he doesn't even know me. That's messed up.

My roommate always knows when I'm about to do the number 2, I always have my Febreeze on me when I leave the room.

My roommate keeps telling me that I've been constantly moaning in my sleep for the past week yet I've no sex dreams. Does anyone know what might be wrong with me?

Im a girl and I love masturbating to porn. I have some crazy fantasies because of it!