So i spilt burning hot oil all over my hand on accident while cooking, and it now looks like a burn victim hand.. anyways.. i kinda hope it stays that way.. >.> maybe itll scare unwanted people away.. or attract the creepers.. i dunno.

Saw a bike collision in from of Starbucks, they treated that shit like it was a car crash. But at least the random guy who helped the young lady out and made her feel better was nice enough to stay be her side.

Fuck I find this girl so attractive. I don't know if she is a lesbian or bisexual but I hope she is. She is so fucking beautiful. we smoked a bowl together and damn it was amazing!!!

Here's a confession: I was that girl who had a full-blown panic attack when I spilled my coffee this morning at Einstein's. In front of everybody. I have panic disorder and it was absolutely humiliating. Thank you so much to the sweet guy who worked there who told me to calm down and helped clean it up.

I hate it when people watch shows and over react to EVERYTHING. You don't need to jump up, yell, gasp. It's not a sports game.

I want to play someone or people in chess in the union. Like this, chess lovers, and i will message you about a time to play!!

I'm terrified to have sex again. It's been nearly two years since the last time I have and I'm afraid my body won't be adjusted to it and I'll prematurely ejaculate therefore embarrassing myself, but ultimately disappointing her, which would be terrible. Unless i could eat her out or something but still.

The way drinking coffee make me poop makes me wonder what miracles a coffee enema would do. Any one heard good things