I never know whether I'm being eye fucked when I'm working out or if girls in the gym are just thinking "What the fuck is he doing?" Which is it, ladies? Are you checking me out or am I some sort of gym spectacle?

You know when a bus is really full and everyone is getting off at the same place like at SBS or on a Rapid Ride. You know those people who have been standing the entire ride so that you could sit? Yea, you should really LET THEM OFF FIRST. I promise, it makes everything easier. Here is why:
It is physically impossible for two people to occupy the same space. So don't try to get up and stand in the same spot as someone else. Wait for everyone who is standing and getting off there to get off. Then stand up and walk off the bus. People will stop being shoved into walls this way.

Thank you.

I really like my friend. .. she's a lesbian though.... why is there always a hitch when it comes to the good ones

theres a really hot kid that lives in sechrist, i see him all the time! im pretty sure he's on the baseball team too.

So...does anybody else have a roomate who's girlfriend just won't go away? They just started dating and won't get out of my room. Weekends sleepovers I can understand, but THE BITCH NEVER LEAVES. Like, go out! Make friends! Just stop hanging out here 24/7!

I won't put out unless we are in a relationship and I don't feel bad about that at all

I feel like I'm one of the few people who is looking for the person I can spend the rest of my life with

I stole the Mortenson construction sign by the HLC. My subtle way of saying screw all this construction all 4 years I have been here. If you enjoy stealing signs I suggest you all steal it sometime too cause the next day they put up a new one #spacemonkeys