I confess that I loathe and love my best friend. She's my buddy and my worst enemy. Honestly, that's what I need in a guy. If we were lesbian, we would totally be the invincible couple!

I.....Fucking.....Love.....Penguins!

I get a sick, twisted pleasure over the nice guy hate because I understand both sides of the argument.

Meanwhile, still planning on dying alone for the foreseeable future. Bigger issues to deal with, and trying to find a relationship for the sake of a relationship is too great an effort with too little a reward right now.

I thought the Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a rather endearing movie.

So I started doing this thing where if I make eye contact with someone, I'll smile. A lot of people just look the other way but some people smile back. You never know, sometimes just a smile can make someones day slightly better.

Really, all I want is a girl who will play with my hair and let me cook for her. Also a girl who wouldn't cheat on me would be nice, too.

Ever since getting fuck over by a couple of girls my gym gains is at its all time high! F*ck Bitches get Muscle

I lost my wallet today. It's a brown Fossil wallet. If anyone finds it or know someone who's found it please let me know! - Jack Sweeney