i love getting bitches

My roommate thinks I'm a huge asshole because I told her to go step on a Lego. She would deserve it though.

I'm gay and I need new guy friends. When I say guys, I mean straight guys that are masculine and into the outdoors and beer. I don't have gay guy friends, because I feel they'll be too gay for me. I know my boundaries and I'm respectful.

I just want pizookie from Oregano's

Tonight, my boyfriend and I are having a video-game-in-our-underwear-sleep-over (so in case a situation of great urgency or"fuck-me-now" our clothes are already off). We are at my house right now, just ate dinner that I cooked him, and we then sat in our underwear (or in my case, my panties) and raced each other at mario kart.

I began stroking his balls during a break from the game and I started to enjoy it more then playing the game. So I gave him my controller while I gave him a blow job. Then it turned into a "fuck-me-now" situation. Good thing our clothes were already off... This has been a seriously fun Friday night

I don't wanna be slut, but I've been wanting the D so bad lately. I've tried masterbating but it's nothing compared to sex.

I take pictures of my ass and boobs when Im getting dressed if I am in a sexy mood. right now I have no one to send them too, but when i get that right kind of guy hes going to be one happy man.

What i want is not a cuddle buddy, fuck buddy, or even a girlfriend, but someone who'd be mother of my kids and a lifelong partner who'd grow old with me, no matter how much we fight every fucking day, how much we disagree on every fucking matter, what matters is sticking to each other despite all the arguments and imperfections & at the end of the day she's in my arms and i kiss her goodnight on forehead.