i have a rash on my butt and my boyfriend looked at it for me and kissed it and now he has a rash on his face, how do you get a rash on your ass?

To all you girls out there that are having a sexual revalation, remember this, all that great and fabulous sex will end up making your vagina look like a chewed up piece of gum. And even though the one-nighters won't care, you will hopefully meet someone that you will want to spend the rest of your life with, and you best hope he doesn't either. Cause a chewed up snatch is an ugly snatch. FYI

so bored, who wants to drink with me?

I just feel like getting this off my chest and I had to tell someone, even if it is total glifnard. So my roommate is gone for the weekend and I havent masturbated since being in college and now that he is gone I decided why not today. I just went at it and at it a good 20 times today, and after about 8 times it started to hurt so I got lotion and continued some more. My friends asked me where I have been and why I had a trashbag of napkins and crap but I just walked away as if nothing happened. I just had to say this since I feel horrible about it.

Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

I have 7 guys in my sex rotation. It's nice having one for each day of the week - after all, sex is the only thing they're good for.

On a whim I answered a Craigslist ad for a one night stand. It was with an older man who was pretty decent looking. I've always had a thing for older men and thought hey why not? Well a few weeks later my roommate invited me to dinner with her parents, to my surprise her dad was the older man I fucked from Craigslist. He acted like it was the first time meeting me, so I went with it. I'm feeling really guilty…but at the same time I want to fuck her dad again :(

She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you beta.