I don't understand why girls expect me to call them back after I fuck them. I mean, honestly, they're just a warm place to put my genitals. I don't understand why these dumb sluts expect me to actually have a relationship with them. I mean you sucked my dick after two days, you're obviously not girlfriend material.

I buttfucked your dad. Sorry….lol no I'm not.

is it incest if they are your 2nd cousin?

Republicans are so fucking politically stupid. They think Romney was/is a good business man, that Mormonism is a real religion, and that he's not gay (his wife is a total beard).

I met a guy downtown last weekend and asked him back to my place for coffee. He said he didn't like coffee, and I told him neither did I, if you know what I mean.;) SO we went back to my place to fuck and I was so excited...until I pulled his pants down to reveal a 3 inch micro penis. I was totally not going to fuck him with such a tiny dick, so I talked him into trying pegging. He agreed so I started putting my dildo in his ass. It was his first time and his asshole clenched so hard that my dildo got stuck in his ass and I had to drive him to the ER to get it out. We have another date this Saturday.

Men of NAU, serious question:
Is it hot if a girl has had a threesome? I had one over the summer with my best friend (another girl just in case you were wondering) and it was awesome. I can't decide if guys think it's disgusting or sexy?

A couple of days I really wanted to hookup with a random stranger so I went to a bar in downtown pick up on the girls. This one person blew me away at one of the bars and me being shit faced said hey I bet I can get my dick wet tonight. Me being drunk easily had the confidence and social skills to totally get this girl and sure enough it worked. We went back to my place at have sex and damn it was a nice night. We went all at it, every thing know to man it was really nice that the other person wanted to do it too. My favorite thing we did which I was suprised about was doing a reverse roll thing. This whole time though we were clothed and doing forplay. Then it happened, I pulled down there pants and apprently I was hitting on a tranny, but I didnt care I was so turned on now we still went at it. After a night of rim, oral, butt, z job, and finally tippy touch we finished. Since then I havent had the courage to go out again cause Im afraid I would do this again and I would become only into transgender drunk z job bondage anal beads.

I don't understand why my friend just ditched me to go a party instead of hanging out with me. I guess I talk too much or I am just boring to my friend