my grandma is still convinced that "lol" means "lots of love"

Fighting with a girl over a guy when you are a guy is by far the hardest thing ever. And now he will not talk to me because it makes her too mad. A girl who does not want anything more than FWB I might add.Ugh I need a tamp.

i have intense cravings for nachos and a margarita from El Capitan right now.

It's really fun to Cntrl+F this page and see the number of search results for certain words. The top so far are girl, slut, and dick. Coincidence? You be the judge.

Please seem to think that because you're a virgin you think sex is bad and that you don't crave it. We sex sex just as much as you do. I'm probably the most horny virign you will ever meet. I can't wait to get married and have lots of sex. I want to have on the kitchen table and on the couch and in the guest bedroom with my husband. I can't wait to actually put Cosmo's position of the day feature to good use.

I can't orgasm anymore what's wrong with me?!?!!

To the Fucktard that left me a nice gouge on my passenger door of my pickup, i will find you... and I will make damn sure your car don't move again! Fucking cowards!

I'm LDS (Mormon). We aren't much different from other Christians. I wish people would let me explain that.