If your a girl and your just looking for someone to fuck lowkey like this status and we can see what happens, cuz thats all im trying to do, not trying to be in a relationship, and i dont want any drama!!

What if I told you that friend zoning is complete bullshit because young women are not fucking machines where you deposit kindness coins and sex falls out you crazy horny bastards..

ATTENTION LADIES HERE IS YOUR MYSOGYNISTIC PSA FOR THE WEEK: Bikini season starts in WINTER not two weeks before summer. All you have to work on is your stomach and ass those things take time

I find it disgusting that when a girl posts about having multiple fuck buddies, guys call her a slut or a whore, but if a guy did, he would be getting praise from his brosephs. Guys, can you say misogynistic? Remember, we gals are the ones with the vaginas you want to fuck, so therefore, we have the power to make sure you get no pussy at all. Treat us with respect.

I really wish people knew how to party at this school.

Where are all the girls in Cowden looking for a good time? I mean god is it so hard to find a one night stand.

If you say the phrase, " just saying" after anything you're stupid. What does that even mean? Yeah we got that you said that but you are just saying that? It doesn't make any sense and you should just stop your ridiculous last words to try and justify or somehow soften your point.

Okay, I'm a DA in one of the Residence Halls, and I need to tell you all something. We have strict rules on letting people into the buildings. We cant just let you into a dorm if you knock on the window. We have yellow phone boxes RIGHT THERE for you to call our front desk, and you can tell us who you are, what you're doing, etc., and then we can let you in. So don't get all pissed off at me if I don't let you in, and then you tailgate after someone and give me a snarky response as I try to explain to you why I couldn't let you in. God damnit.