Monday, 11 November 2013 04:12 AM
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I peed the bed last night.... Like a lot. It was from my knee to my upper back... Idk how, idk if I should be mad or impressed.
Monday, 11 November 2013 03:52 AM
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The past two years I've felt like I've had this hole in my chest and in my life. I'm trying my best to figure everything out but shit on a god damn dick it's been hard. Um yeah pointless confession but I really hate this.
Monday, 11 November 2013 03:50 AM
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So there’s this guy who dresses really nice all the time, and I see him at the library. And he’s the sweetest boy that I ever met. And plus I think he has the most cutest personality ever!
Monday, 11 November 2013 03:46 AM
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Any girls trying to fuck on the DL. Like this status!!
Monday, 11 November 2013 03:42 AM
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I keep running into this blonde girl at the grove who parties with her puppy. Seeing it around the blaring music, being taken care of by strangers who are under the influence of drugs and alcohol isn't cute. Keep your animals safe.
Monday, 11 November 2013 03:33 AM
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we played the car game "sex" tonight... no shame
Monday, 11 November 2013 03:24 AM
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people nowadays, are either interested in Prince Charms or Princess Feona, they want their partners to be like Edward or Bella. No one wants a real person, with imperfections let alone illness or disability
Monday, 11 November 2013 03:11 AM
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I was about to masturbate and my roommate walks in and I thought she was coming back tomorrow since she left to Texas for only one fucking day.
Who the fuck travels over 1,000 miles and only stays there for 24 hours??