Everyone needs to lay down on the LSD, I always see groups of 5-6 walking around flagstaff mad frying.

I promised myself to only masturbate AFTER Im done working out... needless to say, this has been the most fit year of my life!

I like this guy I work with, and I think he likes me too

Why do someone try to be funny on every post? Like..You're the only one laughing.

Shit, have you ever looked at someone and just KNEW there was some unspoken chemistry between you. I don't want to say love at first sight because love is an action but it's definitely a really uncanny experience. He continues to invade my dreams and I still don't know his name. Light Skin, long curly yellow hair always in a ponytail, looks like he could be albino or a really really light black guy Also, he may be dating an Asian chick but, if you think you've met the person of your dreams are you just supposed to let them walk away? Someone find him please...

All I want for christmas is a tall, bearded, tattooed guy who will smoke pot with me. is that to hard of a request

Got drunk and lost my virginity- I don't remember any of it, but now I know that I can't count on my douche bag friends who said that they'd "Make sure I'd get home safe" Fuck you guys.

There's this one really annoying girl in Sechrist hall who annoys the fuck out of me every day in the elevator. Of course, she's always got like 3 fucking bags of chips in her hand and finishes them before she steps out the elevator. All I can think is when she talks to me is "Jabba called, he wants his shape back."