Alright, so I suck at asking girls out it just starting a conversation in general, and there is this girl I really wanna ask out. Anybody got any tips?

Do senior guys go for freshman girls? What is this? High school??

I'm just a normal guy looking for his Zooey Deschanel.

I'm really bored of being single but I don't really know how to flirt so yeah.
I guess I'm officially 12 years old.

So let's be honest. I'm pretty sure that if the Hotspot and Düb were to have Kool-aid on tap. That this would be the best college experience anyone could ever have.

I would just like to say...
THANK FREAKING GALLIFREY people on here have finally started to mention Doctor Who. That show is the greatest thing since sliced bread and beer! But seriously, you Whovians make me proud. And if anybody has BBC please let me over to watch the 50th.

If you don't chew big red then fuck you.

I want a stoner boyfriend who's like really into metal, or some hardcore stuff. A guy who eat's healthy, and doesn't smoke cigarettes.

However, I don't know any gay guys who are hardcore, or like metal or punk.

Why did I come to this god awful town of jocks, and cocky prissy gay boys?

I guess I'll smoke by myself tonight, and dream of a metal guy in studded leather and boots.

Fuck you Fagstaff.