Every time I talk to a professor I feel like I'm in the presence of academic royalty. I seriously get star struck.

"...sooo something not that chill happened last night."

Free popcorn and soda... With my $9,000 tuition.

I have already told you this, and I don't think it was enough. But I have to shout it to everyone out there. I am in love with you. I stayed as the friend that you needed, and I was glad you were happy. But now that we are trying things out, it has been difficult. I don't care that you have scars, it shows that you are a fighter and never give up. You don't have many people who believe in you, but that doesn't matter because I believe in you with everything I have. I am so sorry for being stupid. You are perfect to me, and I wish you would see it in yourself how amazing and beautiful you really are. They say that the best place to start a relationship is being friends first. You are my best friend, and I am apologizing publicly for hurting you. I hope you forgive me baby girl.

I call him Channing Taint-YUM!!!

I fingered a girl at JAX in the beginning of October. I was completely shit faced and I don't remember anything except that she was white with dirty blonde hair. I don't even remember her name. Oh, by the way, I'm a girl.

Shout out to the cute young bus driver who wears boots & always plays country music and sings along.

Fuck Dr. Who and any other stupid shows... It's all about Bones!!