I have only came from sex twice and at first I thought it was maybe that I was gay but after trying something with a guy I am positive that I'm 100% straight but I still can't cum from sex.. What the hell is wrong with me

There's this girl that I know and used to be best friends with. We got into an argument awhile back over her stealing a ton of money from me in the sextuple digits that my deceased grandfather left me, and we aren't friends and I doubt we ever will be again. Well she loves having sex almost like a dog in heat. Well I told this one guy that I know that has an STD to get him to sleep with her. Well one he didn't give her his real name, two he had his hair dyed at the time, and three she's pregnant and has posted on facebook that she now has herpes. Payback is a bitch...

I keep seeing confessions about how people think it's nasty that girls don't wear shoes into the bathroom.... I only have 2 things to say.

1.We are in college, if you're still too stupid to miss the porcelain bowl filled with water so fresh that people in 3rd world countries would die for, then I have to say that ya'll nasty mother fucks.

2. When your ass is jumping like a mother fucking squirrel- trying to not cause a Niagara falls in the hallway and scrambling for the right fucking keys, please enlighten me about the importance of wearing shoes. Because apparently the mess that might be on the ground is worse than the one that might occur in my pants-if I don't haul my ass down to the closest toilet within 10 seconds.

-A girl that chose to not shat herself.

thank you to the air force guy from texas who gave me his seat! you are such a sweetie

I was talking to one of my guy friends about how relationships never end well and we always end up getting fucked over. He was telling me how he wished he could just find a nice girl and I gave him compliments and said he would no problem. I'm a nice girl... But he doesn't think about me like that and I wish he did.

Just fuck you. I'm so done with your manipulation.

I find one of my professors to be extremely attractive and I see him all the time. It's torture.

It's shitty breaking it off with somebody you really, really like.