I just want to smoke a J, make some hot tea and play some Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. Is that too much to ask?

I'm falling for my guy best friend, hard. But the one thing I'm scared of most, well that's easy. That's if he feels the same way.

Sometimes when I am really tired in class I get the urge to cuddle with whoever is sitting next to me.

So I'm atheist and I was dating this religious girl for a while. So we were arguing because she wanted me to come to church for like the third time this month and I refused. When she said what such a bad person I was I quoted that bible verse about woman not having authority over men. We broke up right on the spot and I've never been happier. Timothy 2:11 bitches!!

I will never find a guy who will still like me when I get old. Solely because I'll be a crazy cat lady. Like that crazy cat lady with albums of cat pictures and has way too many cats and dresses them all in frilly things she knitted or hand-sewed.

Is it right for me to be jealous of my girlfriend's friend seeing as he is way cooler than me? She is just friends with him right now but he's so awesome compared to me that I can't help but worry.

I Hate When People Type Like This. WTF?!?

To all the guys bitching about girls being obsessed with country/cowboys. Maybe we're obsessed because your crew socks, and snapbacks aren't as attractive as they were in middle school.