Just ate a huge ass bag of tortilla chips in one sitting.

I have no shame.

Im on the verge of diabetes and I'm fat. I don't like the nasty looks that I get from guys when I'm being nice and when I walk to my classes I get the same reaction from all those skinny bitches. I'm working on my issue. People like my personality and like me until they see me in person and don't talk to me. Its not like I'm ugly but it makes me feel ugly.

The girl in the Union with the Stitch phone case, you are the prettiest girl I think I've ever seen.

To the beautiful brunette with strait long hair in the engineering building 1st floor this morning around 10. I smiled at you as I was leaving and you did too. Your beautiful and I wanna take you out! -country guy

I just want an amazing bj for my birthday. too much to ask?

Everybody get together with a study buddy and let's talk about the fucks that I don't give.

To the girl with black hair who was wearing the dress with the turquoise flow-y skirt with the white corset bodice thing today, with the back tattoos; holy shit you're a ten.

Me and some friends took a fish from the pond by the union at 2am the other night. Thought you should know.