To the utter tool that walked into CS 122 lab with the collar of his BLAZER popped:
If said blazer was one size bigger you could fit a whole other jackass in there. Get some clothes that fit correctly, and try to keep a lower profile when you're dressing out of your league.

It makes me chuckle when black girls make it seem like it's so hard to find white guys who are into them. When you post things like "any white guys willing to swirl" etc it makes it seems like us black girls are from a different planet or something. Men like confident women. If you're confident and kind hearted the color of your skin is irrelevant. Trust me I know. I get it in with the white dudes ;)

I lost my virginity to my friends mom and I feel really bad about it because she is married, and now his little sister has started talking to me and I feel a strange obligation to sleep with her to

My boyfriend treats me like shit but I can't get myself to leave him because I know nobody else will ever want me, I lucked out. He's my first boyfriend and weve been together for a year and a half and I know if I leave him I'll be single forever.

I'm just looking for a girl to hang out with like this and I'll message you

College Life: Just spent an hour watching snowman porn, scuba diving porn, and sky diving porn with my roommate and a friend :D

To the Hispanic guy that I saw working at Olive Garden tonight, you're very good looking and I hope to hear from you soon :)

I like squirting lemon juice up my ass and then putting it in a cup. It gives me a nice rush.