Anyone want a $20 massage fot an hour?

Who's sexy and they know it!?

To the girl with the dark red hair playing the nau humans v zombies game in cowden, I wanted to tell you that I think you are beautiful, and if I was single, I would totally try and get with you

From a zombie that tried to eat you

I don't understand what is the problem with the chubby dude who works at the HLC. Why do you constantly mean mug every single dude and creeper stare at every girl working out. Your shit tier fraternity being kicked off campus does not warrant any extra respect.

I need to find a girl who likes ska. Anything from 1st wave to skunk. Any takers?

The best part about being an upperclassman? Knowing that every year past freshman year the stupid people get weeded out, the drug users get arrested, the ones without jobs get cut off from their parents for poor grades and lack of motivation, and you're there at the top after 4 years of not fucking up and are finally worthy of being a college student. Freshman year doesn't mean a thing, most of you won't be here next year. NAU will accept everyone, but only a portion will make it past all the courses, all the drama, all the crazy weather, and graduate. If you want to spend $80,000 to party, there are better ways to do it than go to NAU.

I went to a party last saturday night, i didnt get laid, i got in a fight...it aint no big thing

You guys will NEVER understand how much it sucks to be a complete failure in life, have no friends, and have the girl you want to be with slowly realize what a loser you are. To have no good traits, to have nothing to live for. None of you will ever understand how it feels to be a waste of space time and money.