Any lesbians out there? I want to meet someone :)

Where's all the girls that like anal?

Anyone can say some pretty words but it takes a strong person to back them up

Don't worry. None of this will matter when we're famous singers.

I don't think I can live with a boy because I don't want to know when he poops.

Im super lonely and shit and could probably get a boyfriend if I tried, but Im asexual. The idea of any kind of sex is super gross to me :( Can I get some advice?

Yea so the steak at the Dub was a complete rip off. I already used a transfer to get in then you expect me to pay another 9$ to get a steak? Next time they should advertise that minute detail.

I'm always happy, so nice, sweet,and I love singing to people to make them happy... I have wonderful roommates, awesome job, I'm healthy as fuck, and I'm always here to help people...

Then I get home, and all of a sudden I want to just kill myself because I hate it all.

Nobody gives a fuck what you do.

Filthy fucking humans, I swear.

And to the guys who ask me out wanting sex,

FUUUCK THAAAT!!!