The other day a little pile of rocks appeared in the middle of the Gabaldon field. I was bored, so I piled them on top of each other to make a sculpture. I sat on the bench for a while afterwards and watched two guys that had been sitting on the curb walk up to my sculpture, kick it over, and walk away. You guys really showed your true to colors, I hope you're happy with them.

More girls should use Craigslist casual encounters I love finding sexy girls on there. At least use missed connections for people you thought were hot

I registered for the Elder Scrolls online BETA while masturbating.

I add people who like my comments

Advice on meeting people when I'm on intensive probation would be awesome. Bored out of my mind here. Come hang out!

I miss the good old days where you could tell someone you liked them and they'd say me too and it was just that simple.

Dear ladies, don't you DARE get pissy with me when I try to hold the door open for you just because you're some feminist who "don't need no man." I'm not holding it open for you because you're a woman. I'm doing it because it's a nice gesture, and I do it for guys too. Quit making everything a race or gender issue and just fucking appreciate that I'm holding it open instead of slamming it in you're face.

i just wanna say thank you to all the girls with nice asses on this campus. you ladies are doing it right. all the way from the slim jims, up to the thickies :) you women are very "well- rounded"