I only like banana pancakes when I make them with you. ;)

So I was the guy who posted about my ex wanting to get back together with me but under really shitty conditions and a lot of people hated me for it. So now I'm gonna teach her a lesson, I'm going to tell her that if she has sex with me than I'll get back together with her. But even if the sex is good I'm going to say it wasn't and not get back together with her. Hey, while I'm at it I might just have sex with all my other exes as well over thanksgiving but I'm actually gonna tell them it was good. Everybody wins. One of them already said she wants to have sex. I'm going for it.

I asked her out and she said yes.

I'm going home on Tuesday instead of Thursday haha. My goal over thanksgiving, fuck all three of my exes.

when im broke, i smoke the rest of half-smoken ciggarettes i find on the ground.

To the people who walk around campus wearing ASU, GCU, or UofA clothing; what the fuck are you doing here?

I have a deep love for sex. And I'm not getting very much of it. Frustrated femaleeeeeee.

I dont know what it is, but every spring and summer there are a crap ton of new couples...and every late fall/winter everyone is single again. The amount of break ups I have had to help my friends through is absolutely ridiculous...