I discovered I like being choked while having sex. I guess you do learn something new everyday!

I hate it when I forget to wear boxer briefs on my runs. This thing visibly bounces in my shorts. #Teamthickdicking

Real talk. Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.

so whose dick do you have to suck around here to get some psychedelics??

Okay, I don't do these confession things but...to the brunette shopping at dilliards around 8 or so with your blonde friend, you are the most BEAUTIFUL girl I've layed eyes on. I run into you quite often and I must say, it's always a pleasure. Well, hope you have a goodnight!

So there is this really cute guy in my 1:10 Fitness and Conditioning class. We make eye contact sometimes but I don't think any of it. Only had the balls to talk to him once because he was from the same city I grew up in. I don't know if he is gay but I thought I saw him at the Drag Queen Show last week haha.

I confess I have a crush on this guy, he's a freshman, that I met on Facebook. I honestly don't know why I have this crush, but if he asked me out I would told be his girlfriend. The sad part is that I'm most likely not his type and he'll never know who I am, because I have no reason to approach him. We have no classes together and are in two different major's.

Sorry my confession isn't that entertaining. :(

Spit is the best lubricant