To the fat bitches that think they do "cross-fit" for a long time, cross fit is not sticking a hot dog in your mouth sideways.. Anyone who attempts crossfit is not a fatass

I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a little meatball.

Is it me or is NAU way easier then high school? I feel like I'm not challenged at all and I wasnt even that smart in high school.

I dont understand. I get guys but they always fuck me over in the end... I don't think I am doing anything wrong and everything seems good when we're together. I feel like the guys here just don't appreciate the actual good girls when they have them.

I have a very feminist point of view(true feminist, not the feminazi yall came up with), but I would very quickly become a homemaker for the right guy...

So I had this neighbor who was really into acting like a gangster. After I mowed the lawn and raked up the freshly cut grass and weeds I threw them into a bucket to use for mulch. The next day I was hanging out with my neighbor and he noticed the bucket of grass and weeds. He asked me if that entire bucket was full of weed, and being the confused and innocent 12 year old girl I was,I assumed he was referring the the weeds I pulled out of the lawn. I didn't understand why he left then came back with an empty soda can, then set the grass/weeds on fire - then proceeded to inhale the smoke. But now that I look back on it I'm laughing my ass off. At least he can say he really did weed? Haha.

It pisses me off when people standing right by the door on the bus don't step off to let other people behind them get off. I don't want to rub up all on you as I try to squeeze past you, gross.

There is this beautiful girl in my nau 120 class I have had the biggest crush on her and been wanting to tell her she has a nice body great personality and is totally into the NFL which is so hot I want to tell her but she is going to ASU next semester and has a boyfriend