I'm a firm believer in the Devil's Lettuce.

I feel like you should fuck off.

ready to find that special guy. ive been in love before, but it wasn't enough for him. want to meet that one guy that will make me the happiest girl in the world again .. and prove me that it's possible to love again.

To the girl I almost hit with my car walking next to sechrist tonight: I am so sorry, you were in my blind spot and I just didn't see you. ):

SOOO I don't understand the purpose of Grand Theft Auto. It just seems like you drive and then there are cutscenes with shitty animation and then you drive some more.

More gay guys should go to shows at the Cottage House.

I mean, only the cool ones, because most of you suck.

I think my homies know who I am.

I'm jealous of all of these girls who can have sex with these male professors to get A's in their classes while I'm just sitting here actually having to do my work and bust my ass. Don't get me wrong, if a female professor wanted to, I would bang her out for that A in a heart beat.

That gay manager at Chipotle...I see you