my roommate told this chubby girl he was gay so she would stop hitting on him. now she's trying to set him up with her gay friend. i cannot help but to assist her with this...it's making him so uncomfortable :)

Don't drink and drive!
Getting a DUI really sucks...

Its Saturday night and I'm here all alone. Date stood me up. Again. None of my friends will text me back. What am I doing wrong?

I'm a TA, but I like to grade papers while I'm high. Weed makes them so much better, and I probably give better grades for it.

I cannot stand my roommate. He plays the loudest and most obnoxious song continuously, brings his gf over at all hours of the night, knocks my things down without apologizing, makes me uncomfortable, makes me sick ,and altogether ruined my first semester of college. I keep telling my RA of my struggles but I know he is getting annoyed with me. I don't know what to do but I know I need to find a new roommate for next semester so that I'm no longer miserable. Any suggestions?!

I really like my professor. He's divorced, smart, and I find him sexy. I was thinking of asking him out after the semester was over. I mean, I could make a move now but I think its best after the semester ends. My friends think I am dumb cuz he's like way older.

Ok, those NAU dancers are absolutely GORGEOUS. Especially the one that was standing next to me, you should like this.

To whom ever destroyed all of the snowpeople around north campus, go die. I spent an hour working on herp derp and he was brutally murdered