Fuck you assholes who throw snowballs at moving vehicles. I almost crashed my car because of you pieces of shit. Next time you pull that shit on me I'm getting out of my car and beating the shit out of you guys. It's seriously not ok. People can get hurt when you do dumb shit like that. So be warned, hit my car and I'm gonna hit you.

I always want to ask older, happily married couples about when they knew they were in love, so I can keep an eye out for it.

I fish professionally. Yes it's a real thing. Bass fishing for life baby!

I hate being a girl and being so sexually deviant. Not being able to control my own body is the most helpless feeling I've ever had. I used to have that with food but I trained myself against that but that's coming back too. I could get sex if I wanted it, I could workout if I wanted it, I could be really thin (and have on and off) if I wanted it. But what I really want is someone who won't judge me for these issues and help me help myself. But I'm too selfish, foolish, lazy, crazy, problematic, dramatic...etc.

Most of all, I'm too afraid of commitment. This is because every single time there is some major thing that'll clash with my personality and life. And I can't do a damn thing about it. :/

I have sex with my boyfriend at least once a day and enjoy every second of it.

To the guy I met today for coffee,
Just a suggestion: religion is not a great starting topic for something that may have been a "date". I wasso over it two minutes in and you wouldn't stop talking. No, I haven't accepted Jesus as my savior, and I'm damn well okay with that. Take a hint and don't shove your beliefs down my throat: strike 1. Geez, dude, calm down. It's also not the best idea to tell me that my beliefs are wrong, strike 2 on your part. Strike 3 was telling me that my past relationships failed because I'm not a devout Christian and am therefore incapable of love and healthy relationships.
--Not the girl for you.

As a female, I sometimes find myself wishing I had more female friends. But day after day as I board the NAU shuttle buses I'm surrounded by girls gossiping and talking shit about the most pointless things. And then I'm content with having like, no girl friends.

Someone please enlighten me why so many girls dye their hair red or green or purple or whatever color. I always judge them immediately. Shouldn't they be grown up and realize that shit is for 8 year olds?