Just had sex against the window on second floor of Reilly until someone saw walking by. Guy in the red beanie, you're welcome.

You are the biggest ass hole I've ever met in my life. But I would still fuck you till we both couldn't move. Its not about your personality its about your sexuality that attracts me. too bad you will never know

I live at The Grove and people say "it's the place to be" but honestly there's nothing to do here. Nothing but random parties every other weekend.

Good lord you're so hot why won't you just LET ME LOVE YOU DAMMIT?

I didn't get any of the jobs I applied for. Now I'm depressed and downloaded starcraft I feel ashamed :(

I've ordered from Dominos like every day this week in hopes that the hot tall delivery driver would be the one to bring our food. Each time its been delivered by an autistic looking ginger or this guy with a beard. Hot delivery driver, come to Tinsley, me and my roommate would give you a nice tip...well, we just want your tip ;) #thirstisreal

I'm having some trouble getting insurance because I'm in the danger zone

I have the biggest crush on one of the guys that blare their music in Wilson hall everyday