My friends and I rolled a join out of golden paper and climbed up on top of the sky dome to smoke it.

I always thought I had a tiny dick all throughout high school until I hooked up with someone in college. "OMG, You're huge!" She had a hard time getting down her throat... Biggest ego boost ever!

My parents were gone for the weekend ( or so I thought) so I went to cottonwood and threw a huge party while they were gone, it was a crazy night. They got back Saturday morning right after I finished cleaning up. Everything was okay... Until they found cigarette butts in an old pizza box. WHO THE FUCK PUTS CIGARETTE BUTTS IN A PIZZA BOX!?

So there is this trick you all should know. If your girl doesn't want to swallow then do this: squeeze your gouch (the area between your butt hole and balls) when you're cumming. Not a single drop of semen will be come out. It doesn't feel as good, but it's better than nothing. Don't worry you'll pee it out later.

I still love you... and I hate it.

To the wonderful red head in Starbucks who smiled at me when I looked at you, you are very unique, I hope to see you around campus again.

Almost all of my crushes have been on broken girls. Girls who have suffered from physical, emotional, or mental trauma. Girls who normally don't have much happiness in their day to day lives. I like to take them and show them what it really means to be cared about. Show them what it's like to be treated right. And when they smile at me, not the fake ones they put on for everyone else but a genuine smile, it's the most rewarding thing in the entire world.

The girl in the combat boots has my heart.