I constantly wonder if my exes stalk my profile. I wonder if they look at it and get jealous when they see me and my boyfriend or just whatever I am posting and miss me, thinking how attractive I am and what good times we had. But, this is probably wishful thinking because I stalk their facebook profiles and think those things.

All y'all that comment fucked up shit on other people's confessions; get a life and stop being a little bastard. You must be so cool because you can say fucked up, mean shit to other people behind a keyboard. You aren't funny or cool, making others feel like pieces of us less shit. Get a life.

I'm at the point in the semester where I don't give a fuck about some classes. Example: Anything dealing with calculus. That kind of math is unneeded for my type of career. School is milking money from me which I'm afraid I'll be unable to pay back. Fuck the people who make us take unnecessary classes that don't benefit our future jobs.

No inspiration left to do your best when
nobody hates you more than your reflection.

I'm totally smitten with this dude. He's cute, funny, nice and smart. Only problem is, I'm a lesbian. I like him a lot but I'd never be able to have sex with him. I'm so frustrated. I feel like an idiot and I have no idea what to do.

I have a crush on my ex's ex.

There are only 3 things that I am super picky about, my alcohol, my dip, and a tattooed man;)

Just fucked a straight guy that's visiting from Seattle. I accidentally put on his jacket and left mine in his car and have his wallet on me now...I don't have his number or any way to contact him. Ugh.